10 years back...
Me: (fidgeting)
Dad/Mom: Hold Still! Don't you see what I'm trying to do?!
(I continue to fidget)
Dad/Mom: Wait...wait.... Don't move... I can't see what I'm doing!
Me: I am not moving!
Dad/Mom (I will use "Parent" from now on, it's shorter): You are blocking the light. Move a little this way...
Me: Fine (moves a little)
Parent: Okay. Stay still. Don't move. I can't see where... oh, okay. This is fine.
Me: *shriek* *scream* *shriek* *scream* *shriek* *scream* *cry*
Parent: Uh-oh....eh.. sorry. Does it hurt?
Me: *shriek* *scream* *shriek* *scream* *shriek* *scream* *cry*
Well, you don't need to break your head figuring what it is about.
Its about the things that scrape the keyboard every once in a while when you type. Its about the things used by the half lion-half man to tear apart the stomach of a demon..... Yes.. its about nails. (after all this exaggerated suspense I'm sure you will be banging your head on the hardest wall you can find)
And the event I just described? Pretty much every Sunday used to go like this till I turned 11. The "dreaded tool" was the nail clipper, which, despite how carefully used, never failed to inflict wounds; which lead to what I could call ... The Nail-Cutting phobia.
Back to the present....
Well, some of the people who have noticed have always asked me: "Why do you have your nails so
long? How come you never cut them?" and I answer with a careless shrug and say, "I forget." And that ends it. Though part of my answer is true, the bigger part of it is that I
hate the whole nail-cutting process.
Well, the problem does lie in my nails. You do know the
line right? The one which separates the
Cut-able portion of the nail and the other part which is
attached to the flesh? That line is kind of extremely
faint in my case, which makes it nearly impossible to see where to clip the nail.
My parents like it short.
Short short. And they end up cutting it a bit too far. As a result, when I was old enough to cut my nails, I didn't.
Of course, I don't mean that I have
never ever done it in the past 4 or so years, but I try to avoid it as far as possible.
Have you seen people whose nails grow shorter, and though you ask them whether they have cut their nails, they give a "No." ? Well, after my observations, I have classified them under
Nail Group Number 1.
Nail Group Number 1 - The Biters
These are the people who you see chewing on their nails every time they are anxious, going through a difficult math problem, an interesting train of thought, or maybe just for the vicious satisfaction of tearing them apart. Also, these people never need to worry about cutting their nails every week or so.
Nail Group Number 2 - The Sinceres
These people are the ones you can see holding out their neatly trimmed and filed nails for the teacher's examination every Monday at school, and getting rewarded a gold star, too. You can never spot them having even a millimeter of nail length above the line (which I have discussed in detail above), and so they have to cut their nails every week, sometimes more than once.
Nail Group Number 3
I haven't titled this one because it's just a bit too long. The members of this group are the people who cut off all their nails, save one or two - for some purpose which I haven't yet found. Members of this group are mostly shopkeepers, as far as I have seen. And the nail which they do not cut will be a two-inch long, massive one which draws the eye often.
Nail Group Number 4 - The Show-offs
These are the ones which have the longest nails. They are super-long, super-manicured, super-polished, super-shaped, super-filed and super-red/black/purple nails. People having these nails take extreme care to maintain these - weekly visits to the beauty parlor; and equal care to show them off - like making excessive hand gestures to draw your attention to their fingernails and away from their meaningless talk.
Now where do
I belong in these four categories? Nowhere!
Parents made sure that I never bite my fingernails. I don't cut them regularly, don't grow only one, and don't do manicures. In fact, I don't even like having excessively long nails. I know that having them so long isn't so good, which is why I take the pains (not literally) to keep them extremely clean.
And it's not like these have gone unnoticed. I have frequently gotten compliments from group 1 and 2 which run along the lines of "Wowww... cuuute!" which makes me think:
What is cute
about fingernails
?!
Even strangers have commented on them: girls sitting next to me asking where I go for manicures, even suggesting good places (
A friend of mine said that there is this place in .. where you get really cheap and awesome manicures) even though I haven't so much as said a word to them. I've even gotten step-by-step instructions on how to shape them (
You should move the file in one direction, like this...)! And I'd never known girls would check out other girls' fingernails...
To me, all of this seems a bit too unnecessary for a collection of dead cells which keep growing whether you want it or not. And
I don't.
Forgetfulness, the smaller part of it doesn't help either. Sometimes my fingernails grow a bit
too long and end up breaking, which is as painful as cutting them badly. Even now, every single time I cut my nails, I have to force myself to keep them straight and proper, and not shake. But my fingers have a mind of their own, which results in
disaster.
However, after all this ranting you might be wondering what brought this on. Well, I guess I should tell you now, after subjecting you to all this. It was a successful, painless and quick nail cut. The next time I hurt myself, I can read this and know that I was successful in this at least once. (At the same time, I hope that will never happen, and today wasn't an exception!)
I know I should put a photo to increase the post's popularity, but I draw the line there (or maybe it's just because I haven't taken such a photo yet). Also, one thing which I have definitely learnt from this experience is that people are just too conscious about everything regarding a person's looks, when they go as far as to check a stranger's nail fashion.
And before I go on pondering along these lines, I should remember to tell all of you to leave a few comments regarding what
you think.